The real-time image below is updated once every five minutes.  Approximately every four hours, one of the forty-eight Virgins of The Temple of The Hat enters the Upper Room to replace the candles in The Ritual of Renewal.  Nude and particularly aroused,* these young women move nimbly but can occasionally be observed by the dedicated Hat acolyte.
 

*NOTE:  physical proximity to the actual presence of The Hat has well-documented and powerful erotic impacts.  It has resulted in litigation by a certain pharmaceutical corporation whose anti-impotence drug tests were severely influenced.  Interestingly, however, the drug was still marketed.

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