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Approximately every four hours, one of the forty-eight Virgins of The Temple
of The Hat enters the Upper Room to replace the candles in The Ritual of
Renewal. Nude and particularly aroused,* these young women move nimbly
but can occasionally be observed by the dedicated Hat acolyte.
*NOTE: physical proximity to the actual presence of The Hat has well-documented and powerful erotic impacts. It has resulted in litigation by a certain pharmaceutical corporation whose anti-impotence drug tests were severely influenced. Interestingly, however, the drug was still marketed.
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